#ShouldNotHavePutYourFaceThere

Pierce: Yay! I made a layup. I am so excited I just want to swing my fist through the air indiscriminately!

Obviously this is not a faceplant. However, we’ve had our statisticians crunch the numbers, and by their calculations, this maneuver has a 97.365% chance of ending with severe facial and neck injuries. Good enough for us.

Obviously this is not a faceplant. However, we’ve had our statisticians crunch the numbers, and by their calculations, this maneuver has a 97.365% chance of ending with severe facial and neck injuries. Good enough for us.

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1. Jump

2. ?????????

3. Profit

(I think step two should be, ‘Tuck your head.’)

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This poor guy puts so much effort into moving he forgets to veer left.

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UConn made Butler like it.

(I kinda feel bad making that joke… one because Butler lost and two because it’s not funny…)

UConn made Butler like it.

(I kinda feel bad making that joke… one because Butler lost and two because it’s not funny…)

From bad to worse.

(There’s a blood shot at 18 seconds in, so if your squeamish you can stop it after the hit(s).)

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Never, NEVER, go for number three.

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